Quokkas Cricket Club

Quokkas CC 191-5 (Rashid 60, Haider 42, Slick 29no, Saad 26) beat Belhaus CC 160-8 (Seagull 3-26, Rashid 3-29, Radio 1-29)

Prior to the game the discussion was whether the Bulgarian Eurovision Song Contest entrant, Dara, was the singer we saw in the nightclub full of gangsters in Sofia. Seagull, too drunk to notice that the lives of all Quokkas in the club were in serious jeopardy said no, that was Emilia. Funny how these vital pieces of information are retained.

Belhus CC 237 for 5 (Jez 2-20, Seagull 1-8) beat Quokkas CC 209 all out (Irfan 54, Jez 31, Josh 24, river 22)

Shit. I’m writing this match report in October and it has just dawned on me that I may have forgotten to pay the Dartford Crossing toll for the journey to Belhus. I’ve not heard anything, but no doubt the bailiffs are just waiting for my debt to reach six figures before getting in touch. If I can’t remember to do that, what chance do I have remembering who did what to who against Belhus CC five months ago? Let me try and find a scorecard and then I’ll make some stuff up.